Galactic News
Tuesday May
21, 2002
Jar Jar Binks Super-Fan
Takes A Stand
Rich aka
Captain RibMan has
created a funny new comic strip featuring everyone's favorite Star Wars
character Jar Jar Binks. Be sure to take a look at it here!
Also, Rich sent me a funny yet fake (I think) news flash about his love
for Jar Jar that is listed below:
LOS ANGELES
(Wireless Flash) -- "Star Wars "fans everywhere are praising
George Lucas for limiting Jar Jar Binks' scenes in "Episode II,"
but one "Star Wars" fan is stepping up to defend the hated
Gungan.
John Sprengelmeyer -- who calls himself "Jar Jar's Johnnie
Cochran" -- says the reason movie-goers hate Jar Jar is because they
don't understand their "erotic feelings" for him.
Sprengelmeyer, co-creator of the comic strip "Captain RibMan (supercomics.com),"
says folks have hidden, unresolved sexual feelings for sexy Jar Jar --
which wasn't helped any by "Star Wars'" franchising suggestive
gummy Jar Jar Binks candy tongues.
But Jar Jar's biggest fan thinks the character's dangerous sexuality is
great, second only to his "...brilliant animation, memorable voice
and clever personality that merges Bob Marley and Carrot Top."
Rich
Captain RibMan: "Best Online Comic Strip" Yahoo! Internet Life
http://www.supercomics.com
Thanks for the laugh Rich! Great stuff!
Jedi
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