NEWS
~Rahi Taam~
All in the name of Progress or have the
Pleasure Planets gone too far?
In the midst of great protests and calls for its closing
before it has even open, the newest and biggest pleasure planet is about
to open. TETU is now on the map, though if you are going to visit go soon
as it may not be open for long. They say that politics make strange
bedfellows and TETU has been putting together some of the most unusual
pairings to date. Hotter than celebrity dating pools the controversies
surrounding this latest addition to the Pleasure Planet holdings are
growing larger than their banking accounts.
How is TETU different from other pleasure planet in the
area? This latest planet has been a departure of the older pleasure
planets because it is a completely man-made structure. Most of the other
pleasure planets were moons or larger orbiting objects asteroids or other
such items that were altered to be habitable. The new planet will be the
center piece of several larger planets that will also be terra formed.
This new science is a synthesis of genetics and hydrofarming being worked
on these past few decades by a company called Metamorph. All of this has
created a huge stir in across the Galaxy.
Opponents to the new technology are calling it an
abomination against the heavens. The most vocal of the groups is a group
called the League of Concerned Citizens of the Empire. The League’s
mission is to end corruption on all levels of the government and to
instill strong moral values for tomorrow’s youth. The LCCE said in a
many statements over the past few months that the Guild has been playing
"God" and that by terra forming planets they are violating all
ethical boundaries and hurting the very essence of Imperial life.
However, if you think conservative groups are the only
ones concerned, think again. Environmental and Social Justice
organizations have petitioned the Emperor and the Senate to take action
against terra forming especially in the Outer Rim where the eco systems
are delicate and so varied that all of the changes are being made are
being felt in even some of the remotest planets. In addition with the
increase in tourism to the area the areas that were once more beautiful
are inundated with pollution and noise of the people escaping the inner
core. The Center for Intergalactic Environmental Law has cosponsored a
petition with the Interplanetary Environmental Investigation Agency to
further investigate the problems associated with the terraforming
stability for long term issues. In addition, Planetary Justice along with
the Xeno Rights Council have petitioned that the jobs created in these
worlds help ease the burdens of war ravaged areas and that work visas be
more accessible to those that need it most.
The Imperial Senate subcommittee on Ethics has not
declared whether or not they will suspend any of the permits that have
allowed the various clubs and hotels to be built on TETU. The subcommittee
has issued a statement saying that they will be reviewing the objections
raised by these groups and that if they find that the allegations are
true, trade sanctions and fines may be pending for the increasingly
powerful Pleasure Planet Guild.
In response to harsh criticism of the new planet the
Pleasure Planet Guild has stated that no Environmental Hazards have been
found and that they are perfectly safe to travel within. Ben Stone,
current president of the Guild could not be reached for comment but a
statement was sent to this office saying that the Guild hopes see an
increase in traffic and that people should come to see for themselves what
the fuss is all about. There is no lack of business on the new planets
with many clubs from Coruscant seeking outlets in these havens for the
rich and beautiful and those wishing to see them. The Erotic Descent
Nightclub will be opening two new outlets one on TETU and another planet
to be named later. Lussuria opens at the Grand Opening ceremony next month
with Invidia opening as soon as terra forming and building is complete.
Many of these super luxury resorts cater to the very wealthy and decadent
lifestyles that the Pleasure Planets have been known for in the past but
on an even larger, grander scale.
Border skirmishes with Imperial Troops rock
Outer Worlds
In other news the planet of Ulicia saw skirmishes near
their borders as Imperial troops arrested several notorious Jedi (Yes
there are still some around!) hiding out in the outer planets. Ulicia
broke away from the Republic several years ago but increasingly outposts
like this are hotbeds of action for traitors to the Empire. The Office of
Intergalactic Security has issued several statements warning citizens of
going too close to these outlying areas for trade or other reasons. If you
know of any problems in that area please feel free to contact the Office
of Galactic Security.
WHAT DO THE GALAXY-FATES HAVE IN MIND FOR YOU?
~Bamberri~
Metal - If your birth Year ends in a 0 or 1 you are strong
like steel and just as flexible. There is no need to slice through
everyone that tries to offer you advice. While it may look as if you have
to battle your way out of every situation right now you really just need
to listen to someone besides yourself. Good advice is yours if you will
listen and bury the hatchet, preferably not in your opponents back. By
practicing calm resolutions you will have a much easier time attaining to
your goals and finding that pot of gold you are looking for right now.
Water - If your birth Year ends in a 2 or 3 you are able
to flow and change like the rivers and lakes. Your emotions and
feelings are rushing over you like a waterfall. You need to find a safe
haven to allow yourself a bit of time to catch your breath and dry off. It
is great to go through the rapids but we all need time to make sure we
haven’t acquired too much baggage for us to carry in our vessels. Take
some time out and re-evaluate what you need and what you truly want. Are
there things you are holding on to that could pull you under? Is it time
to get rid of the stagnation? It is time to sink or swim? Decisions now
will decide if you have stormy seas or smooth sailing in the months ahead.
Wood - If your birth Year ends in a 4 or 5 you are like
the trees and reach out to touch the skies. You know your own mind like
you know the change of the seasons. Stick to what is in your heart and you
can put down new roots that will grow strong and true. Reach further than
you have reached before and you may just reach the stars that you see
overhead each night. Nothing can stop you from fulfilling your destiny. As
the acorn grows into the mighty oak, any new roots you send forth now will
grow tall and strong.
Fire - If your birth Year ends in a 6 or 7 you burn with
Passion for everything. Passionate nights and starry skies are in
your near future. Are you planning a trip to the stars? Do not hesitate to
spend time on your favorite sunny beach or out amongst the stars as a
passionate union will await you. No matter who you reach out to you are
sure to make fireworks (and if it is with a water sign-even the dampest of
spirits will create the warmest of steam with you!). Let the stars shine
and trip the lights fantastic, wherever the Galaxy may find you.
Earth - If your birth Year ends in an 8 or 9 you are solid
and grounded. You have laid the ground work and you are now ready to plant
your seeds. You may have felt like your fields were barren but they were
just getting prepared for planting season. Now is the time for things to
grow and if you go forth with your plans now you will see rapid growth in
you near future that even carries on into the distant future. Plant your
seeds wisely. You do not want any weeds to grow in your magnificent
garden. Make sure any old weeds are gone and you are ready.
SPORTS
~Branduff Penmawr~
It is play off season and not a moment too soon. Piedi
semi play-offs are happening in the next month with the greatest teams
trying out for the top spots. Already we have seen the demise of some of
the biggest names in the leagues but the best and brightest are still
there including the Elite Eight! That’s right folks we are down to the
final 8 weeks and 8 teams of competition. Each match is win or go home and
that is just the way this reporter likes it. There is no place for second
best here. Coruscant is leading the group with two teams in the Elite
Eight. The Coruscant Piedi Club will be playing the Corellian Blues in
this weeks Core showdown. The Inner Rim is also represented in the best
match of the series and the one that surely no one will want to miss, and
that is the oldest and most respected club on Coruscant, the Coruscant
Athletics Piedi Club playing against the venerable Alderaanian United
Piedi Intergalactic Club. United has not had the injuries that the
Athletics have had. Intergalactic Star Forward Diego Flamini will be
burning the field with his light touches and power plays along with
teammate Jamie del Rey. In other playoff action the dream team from Rishi
United will be playing powerhouse Gala Galactic. This fairytale season for
the outer rim team may come to an end when it plays against one of the
biggest and best teams in the galaxy. Last, but certainly not least the
noblest of the noble games will be played in Axum as the Axum Piedi club
hosts the Selonia Stars Piedi Club. All of these games promise to give
spectators an edge of their seat exciting whirlwind of Piedi perfection!
On your mark, get set, go…the Talusian Marathon will be
coming up in the next few weeks. Runners from all over the galaxy arrive
on Talus and run for the best run of their lives. It is an annual
tradition that helps raise funds for the charity of choice. This year’s
theme is Wildlife Conservation. Co-chairs of the Marathon Theme committee
will unveil the trophy at the opening ceremony this upcoming Lunestes.
There will be a feast and a ball to follow. Then the runners have one day
to rest before the big event. The winner takes home a prize of 250,000
Imperial Credits and their name is inscribed on the marathon’s cup along
with a commemorative cup for them to take home. The rest of the proceeds
made will help support various wildlife charities around the Empire. For a
full list of charities see the marathon’s website.
WHERE IN THE GALAXY?
~Branduff Penmawr~
Where is someone to go when he (or she) needs a quick fix
on the latest scores and updates of the best (and even the smallest)
games? ATHLETICA! Yes, this is the place to be. It is a resort for the
super sports enthusiast. It has multi level gaming and betting as well as
all vid feeds from every game imaginable and it is located on the pleasure
planet of Aurelia.
I hear you, as a diehard Piedi fan you want to be at every
game for the play offs? You can do that with the all new Piedi Power
ticket brought to you by Interstellar Financial. It not only gives you
tickets to the games but also to any one of the premier hotels in the area
that will be hosting the Piedi finals. To obtain the PP Tickets checkout
the official Piedi website and click on Piedi Power!
EYEZ ON THE STARZ!
~Lady Asta~
While we usually bring you on all the gossip we can find,
this time around we’re going to focus on celebrities rebuilding our war
torn galaxy. Celebrities of various types can be found making the
rounds of various fund raisers, charity balls, and opening night photo
ops. For some, their involvement ends there. For others, their
involvement goes far beyond that…
Axum’s most popular opera singer, Trilonia Yowst, has
been working hard rebuilding devastated areas of her home region.
She has given 500,000 Imperial Credits to the relief effort, and has spent
the last month building homes for refugees. Trilonia hosted and
performed at a special thank you concert honoring her fellow relief
workers.
Actor and animal lover Dalnen Bitrez has been actively
involved in rehabilitating injured animals of all types at his large ranch
on Corellia. He has also worked on rebuilding the animal welfare
facilities there, and has even added a few rescued animals to his ever
growing menagerie.
Moved by reports of refugees and devastation, Solanja
Paloing, daughter of media mogul Adisi Paloing, made the bold move to
adopt three orphaned children and their beloved pets. She is now
starting a charitable foundation to help reunite families separated by
war, and is urging her friends and family to open their hearts and their
homes and their hearts to the victims of war.
We will certainly keep you updated as we are always happy
to share the good things that the celebrities do!
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